Camp and Glamp Properties "Salty AND Happy"
Welcome to Camp & Glamp where Salty AND Happy is a true vibe. Three stays. One Salty state of mind. Beach House or Luxury glamper, pick your kind of happy. Our Owner managed and operated Gulf Shores getaways are fully furnished, thoughtfully stocked with every amenity you can imagine and completely ready for vacation mode. Resting Beach Face. Shell Yeah! Crabby Paddy. Come for the coast. Stay for the vibe. Leave a little saltier and a whole lot happier.
Get Your Resting Beach Face on!
Vacation mode looks good on you!
Our 3 bedroom, 2 bath Gulf Shores beach house sleeps up to 10 and comes loaded with everything you need for an easy coastal escape. Two resort style pools (one just steps behind the house), white sandy beaches only 180 seconds away (yes we timed it), tons of beach gear, games, toys for kids and adults, and plenty of room to kick back and relax indoors or out. Seriously, pack the flip-flops. We've got the rest.
Beach Hair, Salty Air & No flip-flops Given
This is where Resting Beach Face really earns its name, and going inside is completely optional. The screened in patio is basically your vacation headquarters: TV, bar, lounge area, coffee maker and ceiling fan. Morning coffee? Yep. Afternoon cocktails? Obviously. Morning Cocktails? Perhaps. Afternoon coffee? Why not. Look, nobody is judging you here! Watching TV while pretending you're enjoying "nature"? We support that too! Out front, grab an Adirondack chair, light the fire pit, claim the hammock or fire up the BBQ. Feeling competitive? we've got cornhole, yard pong and grannie pants- because apparently, regular yard games weren't embarrassing enough. Too hot? Pick one of two resort style pools (one pool only 30 steps away from the bungalow). Certainly you didn't come all this way not to get sand between the toes! The beach is just 180 seconds away. Yes we timed it. Seriously we did. And honestly, "3 minutes" sounded way less fun. Grab the beach wagon, all the beach gear, cooler and go fly a kite! Finally, when you're ready to retreat from humanity, just know that you are staying on one of the most private lots in the Rookery 3. So, Grill something. Sip Something. Fly something. Play something. Float somewhere. Repeat as necessary.
Living Room
Gather in comfort with cozy seating, fireplace, games, a smart TV, and mixology bar, then step directly onto the screened patio for seamless indoor-outdoor living.
Master en-suite
Unwind in a luxurious king suite featuring a full bath, smart TV, designated WFH desk with monitor, pack 'n plays, and premium beach towels for ultimate group comfort.
Master Bedroom Bath
Refresh in the private full bath with tub, shower, plush towels, complimentary toiletries, and baby bath seat provided for complete, worry-free family convenience.
Kitchen
Fully stocked chef's kitchen offering dual coffee makers, ice machine, air fryer, grill tools, and essential supplies to feed your entire crew with total ease.
Community Pools
Dive into relaxation with access to two resort pools, including a nearby main pool and a second clubhouse pool complete with a kiddie splash area for young ones.
Meet the nuts behind the Coconuts!
We are Mikeal and Doug- the two humans behind the questionable humor, ridiculous property names, and all things camp and glamp. We personally own, manage and fuss over Resting Beach Face, Shell Yeah! and Crabby Paddy and are small on purpose. You work with us directly. No big management company. No call center, way to many beach chairs, decorations and a serious commitment to making your vacation ridiculously good. Now you can put a face to the names, and know who to blame.
No Call Center. Just Us.
We own it, stock it, fuss over it and answer the phone, respond to your texts and inquiries. No giant management company or mystery middleman. just real owners who actually give a flip-flop about your stay.
Seriously. Pack Less
We may have an amenities problem. Linens, beach gear, stocked kitchens, coffee everything, kid stuff and all those little things you forgot at home. Bring clothes, and your favorite people. We’ve got the rest.
Pick your Salty. Find your Happy.
Check In. Chill Out.
Beach house? Glamper? Heck, flip a coin. They’re all stocked, loaded and dangerously good at making you forget you have responsibilities.
Pick your place. Pack your people. Grab your flip-flops. Come get salty. We won't ask questions. Vacation is hard. We believe in you.
The "Shell Yeah!" we'd come back section!
How To Get Salty AND Happy
First, choose your happy place: Resting Beach Face, Shell Yeah! or Crabby Paddy. Stalk the photos, drool over the amenities, argue over who gets which bed, then check the calendar and claim your dates before somebody else does. Book direct with us or use your favorite booking site. Questions? You’re talking to the actual owners not Karen from a call center three states away.
Then pack ridiculously light, show up, drop your bags and start vacationing. Pool. Beach. Cocktails. Repeat.
We’ll handle the boring stuff. You just work on getting Salty & Happy.